im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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