uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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