You're completely useless in the revolution.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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