you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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