I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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