This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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