Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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