his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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