there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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