he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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