remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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