So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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