Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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