i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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