Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Hippo gnu deer
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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