Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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