Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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