do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Go christen that room with your naked body.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
