Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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