Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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