Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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