I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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