My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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