a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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