try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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