oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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