new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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