This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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