Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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