idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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