He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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