If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
