remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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