I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
