I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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