I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Randomize
