dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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