So many bounce houses so little time
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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