considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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