Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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