Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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