Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Small penises have feelings too.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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