So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When did angry sex become our thing?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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