I don't think brook has ever known best
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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