If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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