Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
