**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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