i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my sisters under your porch take her home
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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