We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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