We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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