Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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