Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
