that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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