So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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