im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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