Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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