You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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