Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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