Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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