ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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